Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Last Name: Mary, First Name: Virgin

There is a genuine look of intense concentration on her face.

So you've never had sexual intercourse?

No, never.

You're 25 weeks pregnant... that means...

Well... I guess maybe I've had outercourse?

Her brow is furrowed and she looks confused. Sex ed isn't what it used to be.

1 comment:

wychykibwp said...

Well we can take comfort in the fact the she will undoubtedly make an excellent mother. Sigh.