God gave you that tumour, and I'm going to take it away. - A reconstructive orthopedic surgeon to his patient.
Thankyou Jesus. - A pregnant woman undergoing laser ablation of the vessels connecting her twins after hearing that things were going well.
Actually, you can call me Alan. - The obstetrician performing the laser ablation on the patient.
Jesus Christ, Sheona! - My attending to me as I topple off my standing stool in the middle of a challenging surgery and sprawl backwards onto the floor.
If God didn't want you to masturbate he would have put your genitals splat in the middle of your back! - Overheard conversation of two psychiatric patients having a cigarette outside.
And then there was the five year old, wailing in his mothers arms after his grandma passed away in the hospital bed - Why...would...God...let that happen...why mom? Why?
God seems to be all over the place.
